did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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