More tranny stories later!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?