im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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