Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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