i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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