Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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