The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
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Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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