Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
