If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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