The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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