i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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