I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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