At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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