Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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