best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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