The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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