why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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