Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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