You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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