I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
ok first of all what the fuck
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