You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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