He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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