check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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