Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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