I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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