I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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