I think scott just propositioned me for sex
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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