I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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