I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
A bitchslap is in order.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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