did you get engaged???
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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