I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
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We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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