Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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