Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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