And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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