Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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