I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
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