Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
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i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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