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I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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