So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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