so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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