why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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