We won't sleep together?
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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