it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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