when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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