I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
In other news, I just burned my penis
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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