ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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