Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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