He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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