Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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