Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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