sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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