At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
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She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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