ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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