My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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