why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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