i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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