you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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