If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
