Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Randomize
