Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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